Quotes from the coronation day

The coronation day was long, and ended with a large masquerade. Most of the quotes below are from the masquerade.

All swore allegiance to the king. Lucas too.
GM (Michael):[Or we could have a contest on the OOC list for 'best Lucas oath']

Karen:
I, Lucas, son of a bitch, do swear to you the same fidelity I give my lovely wife. I will bear you true allegiance, humoring your whims with a minimum of disdain from this hour forward until my death or until I fall out of fashion -- which, I promise you, would be the end of the world.


We all had troubles finding the right costume
GM: [Opening Masquerade posts this weekend.]

John: Butbut...! I won't be here!

James: Hey, now that's a good costume!


Do we have offside rules too?
GM (Michael):<Tweeeeeet!>

"And the ref calls a charging violation. It looks like they ran over the NPC Kourin."

"I think the last penalty still has the team a little shaken, Dennis. We'll see if they stay off-balance."

"And we're off to commercial. We'll be back in 60 seconds, when I'll think of something flip and edgy and hip to say..."

[GM post tonight will retcon out at least some of this sequence back to where Kourin speaks. NPCs get turns... :) ]


Marius and the girls
Karen: Actually, Cambina was like three chicks ago for Marius. The boy gets around. :) If he's flustered, it's 'cos Random just caught him reciting suggestive weasel-based poetry to the Queen. Not that Random would object to suggestive weasel-based poetry, mind you....]


On balls
Brennan: "Evening ain't over yet," he drawls. "Give it time." A mischievous glint appears in his eye. "For instance, Daeon's not here yet."

GM (Michael): He'll be arriving soon. In a Giant Pumpkin, with attacking tendrils. Being pulled by the Rats of Nimh. Escorting his mother. And Sargeant Grizzlybear's Lonely Maenad Club Band and Firelily Arranging Society.

How could it be a ball without Daeon?


Puhleeease?
Robin: Rising, the Huntress looks around to make sure that most attention is on the Royal Pavane and that none are within easy eavesdropping range. The Ranger manages a very creditable formal bow to her uncle and speaks clearly, but in a low tone of voice. "Prince Gerard? May I have your permission to court your son?"


Solace has more brain than she shows (or maybe shows more brain than she has)
Conner: "Of course the very fact that Corwin found them is curious in itself."

"Yes, it is. Would you like me to dance with him and find out how he did it for you?" Solace offers.


Practice makes perfect
John: We can end thread or not as you prefer. But Brennan needs to practice making small talk. He's not good at it.

Tara: He isn't? Lilly hadn't noticed. That may be because she is somewhat worse though... <g>


How to live an easy life
Blake: This might be a Masquerade, but for him it's just warfare in disguise.

Karen: Dude, this is Jerod. _Brushing his teeth_ is warfare in disguise.


Rich doesn't underestimate
Rich: Vere is the living embodiment of why you must always look out for the quiet ones.


Be watchful for what you say whilst wearing a mask
Jerod: He is doing exactly what is expected of a member of Court during a Court function - checking out the crowd, just as dozens of others are. And he has his Court face on.

Mark: Yeah, his Court face is always black on one side, white on the other, with a wavy line of division. Explains a lot about how Court has gone lately, doesn't it? ;-D


Does Random really have dignity?
Paige: "I'd be pleased to be beneath you Royal Dignity."


So we found out who is the nerd among the Elders
GM (Michael): [very nice internal dialog snipped, as Caine refuses to reveal his 1337 mind-reading powers at this time and thus does not respond. He does transmit his observations to his trump-powered blog, though.]


Now we know how Cambina does it:
Brennan: "Tonight, for instance, they all seem sober enough to remember tomorrow."

Madeline: Maaan! I've been sober all my life, and I've never once remembered tomorrow! I must be doing something wrong.


Reid, on weapons
"Never come to a family event naked, is my motto. Cousin Paige doesn't agree, unfortunately... But yes, I'm properly adorned. You?"


Sounds like a viable plan
GM, Michael: With that, Dara drops a red apple onto the ground and it rolls to a stop between Lucas, Flora, and Paige. Inscribed on the apple is a single greek word: Kallisti (to the prettiest one). Orlando Bloom comes running in screaming "Mine!, Mine!, Mine!" and Dara fades away, leaving nothing but a grin.


Aisling is very civilized
What she wants to do is disembowel Dara with her bare hands, and then walk around smacking various people with the steaming reeking entrails. But she's too far away to get there in time.


Brita is at least 6'2
GM (Michael): Fiona yells "My baby!


Be prepared!
Novak: Like a very sarcastic boyscout, Brennan always comes prepared.


A note from Folly to Paige
Paige --

I'm
Leaving...
Oh, pretty much RIGHT NOW.
V. hectic, and
Everyone's scattering.... Anyhow, would
You mind holding on to my trump of
Ossian, if I don't see Marius (who has it)
Until my return?

(shouldn't be gone long, but
one never knows....)

-F


Reid likes champagne
Failing anything more productive, he'll drink from the fountain that recently had a dead body in it. "It's clean," he sniggers at any guards who look at him crosswise, "he was a noble..." Turning to Blister again, "Nice vintage, but not as much body as one might like."


Is Reid really human?
Harper spots the body on the floor, and her mouth opens in shock.

Reid: "Happens to the best of us, I'm afraid. Jerod mentioned you might know something of out late friend's recent concerns?"

This page was updated 04 jan 2004.