Folly answers an invitation to a boring ladies' dinner

I can think of no lovelier affair,
'Specially if all my aunts are attending.
Yes, of course! Count on me to be there.
I can think of no lovelier affair --
Nor, indeed, what the fuck I should wear,
For I'm certain I might risk offending....
I can think of no lovelier affair,
'Specially if all my aunts are attending..