Michael wrote this poetic retelling of "Nine princes in Amber"

I met him on the road through the Arden Woods
Where the world's all green and the sky is a perfect cerulean
Ce Ru Le An, Cerulean

Random turned to me and he said "Oh shit
We've got big trouble and Julian is it.
Brother Julian
J U Li an, Julian
Ju-ju-ju-ju Julian


Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
a horse that fast and deadly and mean
Oh my Julian
Ju-ju-ju-ju Julian

Well I'd come to just a week before
And I forgot what the Pattern was for
But Random said he knew just the thing
"C'mon Prince Corwin gonna make you the King!"

Well that sounded good and I knew I would try
But it didn't go well so they poked out my eyes
Thank you Julian
J U Li an, Julian
Ju-ju-ju-ju Julian

Now I'm in a cell and it's boring and all
and that's why I want you to draw on that wall
It looks real homey with the skull on the desk
but I'd like the lighthouse at Cabra the best

And that's the way that I got myself free
But I'll be back just you wait and see
Thanks to Dworkin
D W Orkin, Dworkin

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