Suddenly everyone started to sprout Limericks, with the younger Amber royals as main theme.

On Adonis and Paige (Madeline)
A hothead who thought he was god
Started acting decidedly odd...
The redheads ain't right.
Paige banged him despite
The wound his hands gouged in his bod.

(Steve)
There was a young man with no clothes
Liked to show-off his remarkable...nose.
When caught turning the Paige,
Provoking much rage;
His dad broke their lewd pose with a hose.

On Lilly and Adonis (Steve)
There was a young temptress named Lilly
Who had never experienced a willy.
She went with a God,
Well known for his bod,
But the wrong pranger proinged the wrong dilly.

On Brita (Leslie)
There was a young lady named Brita,
Tall, blonde and pretty as a pitcha.
But while at her tent,
You'll stay still as you're meant.
Else you might not know what hit ya

On Robin (Chuck)
An Amberite gal name of Robin
Leaves young ranger lads a sobbin'
When making a pass
At Prince Julian's lass
They must duck all the rocks that she's lobbin'.

On Vere (Chuck)
Of the noted statistician named Vere,
Little is quite crystal clear.
He skillfully dances
'Round Paige's advances
Leading some to label him queer.

On Jerod (Chuck)
Then there's the one they call Jerod.
(Not of the family with hair red)
As the family does grow,
With the seeds they all soe,
He'd bring back the practice of Herod

On Aisling (Steve)
A girl who wore purple to spy,
Scorning all other colour and dye;
When the King found her out,
Turned her coat inside out,
But went on writing home on the sly.